万能的警察蜀黍:熊孩子打911问数学题

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遇到数学难题时,这个四岁的熊孩子自有特殊的“求助”之道。他居然拨打了911。

万能的警察蜀黍:熊孩子打911问数学题

A four-year-old has his own way of “call for help" when it comes to do the maths.

遇到数学难题时,这个四岁的熊孩子自有特殊的“求助”之道。

Told by mum to "call when you need help", a boy aged four naming Johnny called 911.

妈妈告诉他“遇到问题需要帮助的时候可以打电话”,这个名叫强尼的四岁小男孩拨打了911。

Any way, his conversation with the operator went like this:

总之,他与警察局接线员的对话是这样的。

Operator: 911 emergencies.

接线员:911专线。

Boy: Yeah I need some help.

男孩:嗯,我需要帮助。

Operator: What’s the matter?

接线员:什么事情?

Boy: With my math.

男孩:数学。

Operator: With your mouth?

接线员:抢劫?

Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?

男孩:不,是数学。我要做数学题。你能帮助我吗?

Operator: Sure. Where do you live?

接线员:好的。你住在哪里?

Boy: No with my math.

男孩:不,是帮我做数学题。

Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?

接线员:是的我知道。你住在哪里?

Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.

男孩:不,我想要你在电话里告诉我。

Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to h

elp you.

接线员:我不能在电话里跟你说,不过我可以派另外一个人来帮助你。

Boy: Okay.

男孩:好吧。

Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?

接线员:你想要我帮你做什么数学题?

Boy: I have take aways.

男孩:减法。

Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.

接线员:哦,你要做减法题。

Boy: Yeah.

男孩:是啊。

Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?

接线员:好吧,是什么问题呢?

Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.

男孩: 嗯,你要帮我做数学题。

Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.

接线员:好的。告诉我是什么题目。

Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?

男孩:好。16减去8是多少?

Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

接线员:你来告诉我。你觉得答案是多少?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.

男孩:我也不知道。答案是1吗?

Operator: No. How old are you?

接线员:不对。你多大了?

Boy: I’m only 4.

男孩:我才4岁。

Operator: 4!

接线员:4岁!

Boy: Yeah.

男孩:对啊。

Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one.

接线员:还有其他题吗?刚才那题太难了。

Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.

男孩:嗯……哦,还有一题。5减去5。

Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?

接线员:5减去5,你觉得答案是多少呢?

Boy: 5.

男孩: 答案是5吗?

Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!

妈妈:强尼,你到底在干什么?!

Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.

男孩:警察叔叔在帮我做数学题。

Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?

妈妈:我怎么告诉你的?别瞎打电话!

Operator: It’s the mother…

接线员:是你妈妈……

Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.

男孩: 你不是说,我遇到问题可以打电话吗?

Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

妈妈:不可以打电话报警!

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