|Dem boys at BMW think of everything|
|2004年03月16日14:51:05 网易教育 |
On a golf tour around Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish Countryside. |
The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing great is.
"Top o' the morning to yerz sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.
They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"Well what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when i'm driving" says Tiger.
"Fecking Jaysus" says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!!!"